Just Between Us!
One day, Cindy asked her companion if there was anything special she could do for him. "Well, yes, as a matter of fact," he said. "Would you mind putting
on my trousers and shirt?"
"No, that’s OK, I guess," she replied, stepping into his pants.
"And my jacket and tie?"
"Well, all right," she agreed.
"And could you pull your hair under this baseball cap?"
"Sure," she replied, getting into the game.
"OK, do you feel like a regular guy now?" he asked.
"A regular guy?"
"Yeah, yeah. Now what can I do for you?" she asked impatiently.
He tapped her shoulder, leaned toward her ear and whispered, "Just between you and me, dude, I’m fucking Cindy Crawford."