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Just Married And...

 

A couple just got home from their honeymoon, and when the husband went back to his house after work he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.

Two days after his wife disappeared; the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasn't been home or called.

She replied, "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week".

The husband answered, "But it's only been two days. What do you mean a week"?

"I am only here to get something to eat".

Quotes for Today:

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb 


Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns 


English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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