Thursday 25th April 2019 - 23:17:06 

Last Night In The Pub

 

So there I was sitting in my local watering hole with my mate and suddenly I noticed two old drunks sitting across the bar from us. So I pointed to my mate and said "That's us in 10 years".

My mate "That's a mirror, you pillock"!

Quotes for Today:

Success in life is a matter not so much of talent or opportunity as of concentration and perseverance.
C. W. Wendte  


Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm.
 


Successful people are not gifted; they just work hard, then succeed on purpose.
G.K. Nielson  

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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