Wednesday 18th September 2019 - 03:36:09 

Leroy And Tyrone Discussing Marital Problems

 

Leroy was being visited by Tyrone and they were discussing Leroy’s marital problems.

When Leroy’s doorbell rang he answered the door and was handed a paper. The delivery boy said it was a subpoena. Leroy showed it to Tyrone and asked him if he knew what it was.

Tyrone in his pompous lack of knowledge said, “This here is a sub-peena”.

“I know that.... but what’s a sub-peena for” Leroy asked?

“Well….” said Tyrone, turning it over in hs hands and studying it. “That’s law talk. Your wife is suing you for a deevorce. We know that ‘sub’ means ‘under’ and ‘peena’ is Latin for ‘penis’, so – ‘sub-peena’ means under the penis”.

“And what’s that mean”?

“Man, it means she’s really got you by the short and curlies”.

Quotes for Today:

BeSt ThInGs iN LiFe, aRe NoT tHiNgS.
 


Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you`re stupid rather than open your mouth and prove it!!
 


Blind Faith in Bad Leaders is not Patriotism.
 

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AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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