Saturday 20th July 2019 - 10:15:43 

Little Johhny And His Father

 

Little Johhny: "Dad, did you go to Church when you were little?"

Dad: "Yes Johhny, every single Sunday."

Little Johhny: "I Thought so. Bet it won't do me any good either."

Quotes for Today:

Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
 


Nice guys never finish anything; they are too busy worrying about who they will offend.
 


Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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