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Little Johnny Studies The Auto Industry

 

The lecture was about the development of the American auto industry.

The teacher emphasized the role played by Henry Ford, whose assembly lines decreased production costs.

At the end of the lecture, she gave a test including the question: “What did Henry Ford invent that made buying a car more affordable?”

Little Johnny wrote: “0% financing.”

Quotes for Today:

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'.
 


In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut 


Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) said when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) 




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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