Saturday 7th December 2019 - 23:43:36 

Lumber Purchase

 

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos".

The clerk replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you"?

The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check", and goes back to the truck.

He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four".

"All right. How long do you need them"?

The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a house".

Quotes for Today:

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
 


Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
 


Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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