Saturday 25th May 2019 - 02:54:15 

Midget With A Speech Impediment

 

One morning, a stud farm owner receives a visit from a midget wanting to buy a horse. It soon becomes obvious that the dwarf has a bad speech impediment.

‘Can I view a female horth?’ he asks.

Dutifully, the owner leads one out, and shows the midget the hoofs and legs.

‘That’th a thtrong looking beatht, for thure,’ says the gnomic breeder, nodding his head.

‘Can I thee her mouf?’

Confused as to how the tiny man will ride the animal, the farmer still picks up the midget by his braces and shows him the horse’s mouth.

‘Nith, healthy-looking horth,’ agrees the midget.

‘Now move me awownd to her eerth …’

Now getting annoyed, the owner lifts up the midget one more time to look at the ears.

‘Finally,’ says the Lilliputian, ‘can I see her twat?’

With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head into the horse's vagina. He pulls him out after a minute, and the tiny man stumbles around, dazed.

‘Perhapth I thould rephrathe that,’ says the midget, shaking his head. ‘Can I thee her wun awownd?’

Quotes for Today:

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself
Ralph Waldo Emerson  


It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
 


It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised; the mosquito is swatted.
Catherine O'Hara  

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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