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New York Emergency Call Center Worker Dismissed

 

An Emergency Call Centre worker in new York has been dismissed from his job, much to the dismay of his colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with the treatment.

It seems a male caller dialed "911" from a mobile phone saying, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I'm waiting for a train to come so I can finally meet My Maker".

Apparently "remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response.

Quotes for Today:

Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'
 


People There are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen, Those who watch things happen, and Those who don't know what the hell is happening!
 


Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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