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Not Quick Enough To Stop It

 

I tried that thing today at the petrol station where you try and stop the petrol pump bang on what you want to pay. I let it go a fraction too late and it stopped on £20.03p.

"Bollocks"! I shouted and walked into the shop to pay.

"Unlucky, mate", smiled the attendant, who'd seen what I'd done. "Don't worry about the extra".

"Cheers, mate", I said as I handed him my tenner and buggered off.

Quotes for Today:

O' wad some god the gif tae gi us, tae see ourselves as others see us
 


Old programmers never die, they just parse away.
Anon 


One day, my ship will come. And with my luck, I'll be waiting at the airport!
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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