Tuesday 22nd October 2019 - 05:42:56 

Obama Arrives At The Pearly Gates

 

When Obama died his arrival at the Pearly Gates was not what he expected...

George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive"?

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed".

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense"!

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence".

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me".

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 *VIRGINIANS* waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something"!

Quotes for Today:

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great.
Mark Twain 


Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.” ~
Author Unknown 


Life deals you a hand, play it the best you can. If you cant win with whats been given, you've gotta bluff it!
 

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