Wednesday 11th December 2019 - 18:17:11 

Ode To Marriage: Marrying Opposites

 

"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common". said the new tenant's neighbour.

"Why on earth did you get married"?

"I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract'. " was the reply.

"He wasn't pregnant and I was".


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Quotes for Today:

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977  


There is something that is much more scarce, something finer far, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.
Elbert Hubbard 


THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!
 

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