Saturday 25th May 2019 - 02:58:49 

Old

 

OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance.

OLD ALCOHOLICS never die, they just lose their spirit.

OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class.

OLD ARTISTS never die, they just get the brush-off.

OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest.

OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties.

OLD LAWYERS never die, they just loose their briefs.

OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal.

OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just lose their focus.

OLD POSTMEN never die, they just lose their zip.

OLD HOOKERS never die, they just get laid off.

OLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll over.

OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just loose their memory.

OLD SOLDIERS never die, . . . just young ones!

OLD GOLFERS never die... they just lose their balls!

Quotes for Today:

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine, author 


Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein 


Opportunity comes but does not linger.
Nepalese proverb 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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