Saturday 20th July 2019 - 16:31:00 

Old Manny And His Doctor

 

Manny Cohen, feeling unwell, goes to see his doctor...

Doctor: "You are not getting any younger, Mr. Cohen", says the doctor.

Manny says "younger I don't want to get again, doctor, it's 'older' that I want to get"!!!

Quotes for Today:

Piece of Pith:
Old people love to give good advice to console themselves for no longer being able to set a bad example.'
La Rochefoucald  


Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master.
Leonardo da Vinci 


Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Ogden Nash 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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