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Quotes for Today:

If you have something to say, raise your hand ... and place it over your mouth



If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.



If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.



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