Wednesday 24th July 2019 - 15:28:42 

On The Way To Get Married

 

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St. Peter. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in heaven.

St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out". And he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer. For months. They began to wonder if they really should get married in heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wondered.

The man pondered, "Are we stuck together forever"?

St. Peter returned after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes", he informed the couple, "you can get married in heaven" .

"Great", said the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in heaven"?

St. Peter, red-faced, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong"? asked the frightened couple.

"Come on"! St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer"?

Quotes for Today:

I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
 


I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Thomas Jefferson 


I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
 

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AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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