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One For Halloween?

 

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he
hears:





BUMP...


BUMP...

BUMP...


Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him.



BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...



Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him


FASTER...


FASTER...


BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him.



However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping



clappity-BUMP...


clappity-BUMP...


clappity-BUMP...


on his heels, the terrified man runs.


Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.


With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find
is a bottle of cough syrup!


Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,




(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)













The coffin stops

Quotes for Today:

Not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing!
 


Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Sir James M. Barrie  


Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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