Friday 19th July 2019 - 23:24:28 

Only In Texas - Valentines Day

 





Only in Texas -Valentines Day




Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
¯\_(ツ)_/¯



Quotes for Today:

Software is like SEX it’s better when it’s FREE
Linus Torvald 


Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
 


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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