Overheard In The IT Department
Geek 1 - "So, how was your weekend"?
Geek 2- "Unbelievable. I went to a bar on Saturday night, and met this really hot girl".
Geek 1 - "Yeah, Wow - what happened"?
Geek 2 - "Well, I bought her a few drinks, and then we ended up back at my place".
Geek 1 - "Really ?? So what did you do"?
Geek 2 - "Well, we started to get a bit cozy and then began to mess around".
Geek 1 - "Wow!! What happened"?
Geek 2 - "Well, you're not gonna believe this, but we were fooling around near my desk, and then things began to heat up, and we knocked my new laptop over onto the floor and..."
Geek 1 - "HEY - Wait a minute. You didn't tell me you bought a new laptop"!!!