Sunday 18th August 2019 - 01:00:29 

Ponderism - The Best Fourteen

 

  1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

  2. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

  3. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

  4. If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, how would we ever know?

  5. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

  6. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

  7. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

  8. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" Mean the same thing?

  9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

  10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

  11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

  12. Doesn’t "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

  13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

  14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?


Quotes for Today:

It is not what you say you are, but what you do that defines you.
 


It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself
Ralph Waldo Emerson  


It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

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