Tuesday 17th September 2019 - 17:14:23 

Prostatectomy

 

A man elects to have a prostatectomy (removal of the prostate) and asks the surgeon to try to spare the nerves that produce an erection.

Well, he goes into surgery and wakes up in the recovery room and sees his doctor.

Man: So how did it go?

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.

Man: Give me the good news first.

Doctor: We were able to save the nerves.

Man: That's great news! What's the bad news?

Doctor: They're under your pillow.

Quotes for Today:

Design is not abundance of simplicity, it is absence of complexity. Think different, think fluidly, think lean.
 


Despite the high cost of living it remains popular
 


Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Will Rogers 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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