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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"
She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER"
She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

She is not "EASY"
She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

She is not a "DUMB BLONDE"
She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

She has not "BEEN AROUND"
She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

She is not an "AIRHEAD"
She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY"
She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."

She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS"
She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

She does not "NAG" you
She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

She is not a "TRAMP"
She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS"
She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER"
She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

He does not have a "BEER GUT"
He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

He is not a "BAD DANCER"
He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME"
He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

He is not "BALDING"
He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER"
He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK"
He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS"
He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG"
He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT"
He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

He is not "HORNY"
He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants
It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

Quotes for Today:

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Will Rogers 


Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A. L. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)  


Discipline is remembering what you want.
David Campbell 




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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