Pulled By The Police
"So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been"?
Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the Paddy.
"Well," says the cop, it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right" Paddy says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car"?
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Paddy. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf".