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Pulled By The Police


An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been"?

Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the Paddy.

"Well," says the cop, it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."

"I did all right" Paddy says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car"?

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Paddy. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf".

Quotes for Today:

Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'

People There are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen, Those who watch things happen, and Those who don't know what the hell is happening!

Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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