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John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with an ice lolly and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.

A few moments passed.

"An ambulance just drove by"

A few moments later,

"Looks like the Anderson's have company" he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike...."

"The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!

Dad cautiously asked "How do you know they are having sex??"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with an ice lolly too."

Quotes for Today:

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Men are like Snowstorms; You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Johann von Goethe 

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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