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Quotes From Some Girls

 

To the Girls!!

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-


Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies (Unknown) aka Helen Matz


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy--Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-


My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being – hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-


Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.-Roseanne Barr-


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-


Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-

Quotes for Today:

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
 


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
 


Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
 




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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