Selected Quotations

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  Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
  
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  It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
  
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  It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
  Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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  It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
  William Blake (1757-1827)
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  It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
  
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  It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.
  Henry Ford, US industrialist (1863-1947)
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  It is not what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.
  
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  It is not what you say you are, but what you do that defines you.
  
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  It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself
  Ralph Waldo Emerson
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  It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
  
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  It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised; the mosquito is swatted.
  Catherine O'Hara
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  It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
  
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  Just remember boys and girls, these are the good ole' days.
  
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  Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great.
  Mark Twain
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  Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.” ~
  Author Unknown
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  Life deals you a hand, play it the best you can. If you cant win with whats been given, you've gotta bluff it!
  
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  Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.
  
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  Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance
  
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  Life must be dedicated to a destiny, in order to have a meaning.
  Jose Ortega Y Gasset
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  Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, martini in one hand, hamburger in the other, body used up, worn out and screaming GERONIMO! What a Ride!
  
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  Lost on the internet? You are Here -->
  
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  Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.