Selected Quotations

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  Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
  Martin Golding (citation tnx to chads2k2)
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  Always remember to be happy because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile.
  Author Unknown
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  Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  
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  And God said 'Let there be light'. But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer.
  
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  And remember...
  Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll get it wrong.
  
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  Answer: Number 3 pencils and quadrille pads.
  Question: What CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer
  Seymoure Cray (1925-1996)
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  Archaeologists have finally come up with an explanation as to why man eventually began walking upright. To free up their hands for masturbation.
  
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  Archaeologists have finally come up with an explanation as to why man eventually began walking upright. To free up their hands for masturbation.
  
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  Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded
  
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  At the party last night, i asked every husband to go stand next to the person who made his life worth living... the bartender was almost crushed to death. :)
  
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  At the party last night, i asked every husband to go stand next to the person who made his life worth living... the bartender was almost crushed to death. :)
  
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  Bart, just remember, trying is the first step to failure.
  Homer Simpson
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  Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  
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  Beauty is equal parts flesh and imagination: we imbue it with our dreams, saturate it with our longings.
  Nancy Etcoff, Survival of the Prettiest
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  Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  Benjamin Franklin
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  Before eating the elephant one bite at a time, one must first get it out of the oven and onto the plate.
  
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  BeSt ThInGs iN LiFe, aRe NoT tHiNgS.
  
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  Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you`re stupid rather than open your mouth and prove it!!
  
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  Blind Faith in Bad Leaders is not Patriotism.
  
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  Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
  
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  BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS.
  
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  Buy land. They've stopped making it.
  Mark Twain