Selected Quotations

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  Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  
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  Beauty is equal parts flesh and imagination: we imbue it with our dreams, saturate it with our longings.
  Nancy Etcoff, Survival of the Prettiest
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  Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  Benjamin Franklin
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  Before eating the elephant one bite at a time, one must first get it out of the oven and onto the plate.
  
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  BeSt ThInGs iN LiFe, aRe NoT tHiNgS.
  
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  Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you`re stupid rather than open your mouth and prove it!!
  
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  Blind Faith in Bad Leaders is not Patriotism.
  
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  Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
  
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  BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS.
  
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  Buy land. They've stopped making it.
  Mark Twain
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  By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
  Ashleigh Brilliant
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  C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
  Bjarne 'Stumpy' Stroustrup
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  C Programmers do it recursively
  
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  C programmers never die, they just get cast into void
  
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  Chance favors the prepared mind
  Louis Pasteur
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  China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
  
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  Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
  
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  Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
  
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  Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
  Oscar Wilde
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  cthread. cthread_fork(). Fork, thread, fork!
  
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  Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
  
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  Design is not abundance of simplicity, it is absence of complexity. Think different, think fluidly, think lean.