Monday 21st October 2019 - 02:10:17 

Rabies Diagnosed By The Doctor

 

The tough, macho businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor.

The doctor examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal."

"Please give me a pen and paper?" requested the businessman.

"Do you want to write your will?"

"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."

Quotes for Today:

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
 


A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos (1913-1996) 


A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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