Saturday 17th August 2019 - 23:57:45 

Really Terrible Leg

 

A full back with a reputation for being a really hard man on the pitch was sent off during a match.

Returning to the changing room, he had a terrible leg. It was covered in cuts and bruises and had a massive gash from the top of the thigh to the knee. He had no idea whose it was.

Quotes for Today:

Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
 


Not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing!
 


Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Sir James M. Barrie  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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