Reason For The Break-Up
"Can she cook like I can" asked the distraught fiancee?
"Not even on her best day" replied the salesman!
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do"?
"No, she's broke", the salesman said in agreement.
"Well then, is this all about 'relations' " cried out the devastated woman?
"No, nobody does it like you babe", assured the salesman.
"Then what is it" she screamed? "What can she do that I can't"?
The salesman sighed, took a deep breath, looked his ex-fiancee straight in the eyes and said: "She can sue me for child support".
And then it hit him...
the four slice toaster he had bought for her the previous birthday.