Wednesday 19th June 2019 - 04:04:48 

Salesman Meets His Wife In The Hotel Lobby

 

A tired salesman pulls into a hotel around midnight.

Exhausted after a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the salesman notices a gorgeous woman sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.

Lying to the hotel clerk, he says, "Fancy meeting my 'wife' here. I'll need a double room for the night".

The next morning, he comes to settle his bill and finds the amount to be over $3000.

"What's the meaning of this" he yells at the clerk? "I've only been here for one night"!

"Yes", says the clerk, "but your 'wife' has been here for three weeks"!

Quotes for Today:

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop 


We work to become, not to acquire.
Elbert Hubbard 


What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
Anonymous 

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