Wednesday 26th June 2019 - 14:41:41 

See-through Negligee Fail

 

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the negligee home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modeling naked - return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'. So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'F*** me, it wasn't that creased in the shop. What's happened to it?'

The funeral is next Friday

Quotes for Today:

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
 


Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
 


Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde 

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