Silent Treatment After The Honeymoon
"Well," replied the new husband, "When we finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bÃll on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend: "I'm sure your wife will get over Ãt soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded gently and saÃd: "I don't know Ãf I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!"