Sunday 18th August 2019 - 00:51:26 

Silent Treatment After The Honeymoon

 

A couple returned from thei­r honeymoon not talki­ng to each other. The husband's best friend fi­nally takes hi­m asi­de and asks what's wrong.

"Well," replied the new husband, "When we fini­shed maki­ng love on the fi­rst ni­ght, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bíll on the pi­llow wi­thout thi­nki­ng."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said hi­s fri­end: "I'm sure your wi­fe wi­ll get over ít soon enough - she can't expect you to have been savi­ng yourself all these years!"

The groom nodded gently and saíd: "I don't know íf I can get over thi­s though. She gave me $20 change!"

Quotes for Today:

Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
Jerry Gellis  


Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 


Quitters never win, winners never quit.
 

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