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Sms Sent From A Bar

 

"Hi Darling,

I'm just having my last drink. I'll be home in about half hour.

If I'm not back by then - just read this SMS again".



Contributor: Terry Herbert (HAH)

Quotes for Today:

When the sun comes up, I have morals again
Elayne Boosler 


When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands.
 


Whenever you are depressed and think that you've lost, remember you are the same sperm that once won the battle To survive among millions of your kind.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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