Monday 16th September 2019 - 23:03:23 

Son Calls His Mother

 

A son called his mother in Florida.

"Mom, how are you"?

"Not too good", said the mother. "I've been very weak".

The son said, "Why are you so weak"?

She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days".

The man said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days"?

The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call".

Quotes for Today:

Nice guys never finish anything; they are too busy worrying about who they will offend.
 


Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
 


Not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing!
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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