Wednesday 19th June 2019 - 03:37:32 

Stopped By The Police Again

 

Late one Friday night, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

"Yes, I have. It's Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these margaritas which are quite good. I had four or five of those. Then I had to drive my friend Mike home and of course I had to go in for a couple of beers - couldn't be rude, you know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later..." he said while fumbling around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he then held up for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."

Indignantly, the drunk exclaimed, "Why? Don't you believe me?!"

Quotes for Today:

Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.
 


Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance
 


Life must be dedicated to a destiny, in order to have a meaning.
Jose Ortega Y Gasset 

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