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Stopped By The Police While Driving Home

 

stopped by the police
The police stopped an elderly man around 2 a.m. and asked him where he was going at such a late time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body as well as smoking and staying out late".

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night"?

The man replies, "That would be my wife".

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent !
 


The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913) 


The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian  


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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