Saturday 25th May 2019 - 02:37:17 

Sunshine!

 

In the days when the British Empire was at its height, someone wrote on the wall of a lavatory:

"The sun never sets on the British Empire":

Somebody added, "because God doesn't trust the British in the dark!"

Quotes for Today:

Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
... on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet)  


Guess, how to make your dreams come true.... Wake Up!!!
 


Happiness is an empty sac!
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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