Ten Reasons The Economy Is So Bad
2. I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
3. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
4. I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
5. I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
6. It's so bad, they renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".
7. Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
8. Even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.
9. A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
Did you notice there's only 9 of them... bl@@dy recession is scaling down everything.
'the Mafia is laying off judges.
'McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
'you get a free car with a tank of petrol.
'Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
'that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.
'I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border to Mexico.
'kid behind the McDonald's counter asked "Can you afford fries with that"?
'that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.