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Terrorist Set Free And Given 50$ And A Free Car

 


U.S. Navy releases Al Qaeda Terrorist

I can't believe it!!!!!

The U.S. Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner in the Arabian Sea...

In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given 50$ US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.

The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy.


Terrorist set free with 50$ and a free car
Terrorist set free with 50$ and a Free Ford Fairlane car
Go Navy!!!




Contributor: Jem

This can save your bacon
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