Sunday 18th August 2019 - 01:08:13 

The Angry Wife

 

...was on the telephone to her husband and says "Where the hell are you ..."?

Henpecked husband replies "Darling you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have enough money at that time and I said 'My dearest it'll be yours one day..."

Wife blushed and with a big smile and says "Yes I remember that my love"!

Husband "I'm in the pub next door with my mates..."

Quotes for Today:

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.........
 


Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
 


Take my hand and walk along with me, not ahead of me; otherwise I may not follow you.
Anonymous  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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