The Biology Test
Day and night he crammed for this test. He covered everything from microorganisms to the anatomy of a worm.
Test day arrived and he was more than ready to ace the test.
He was shocked when he walked into the classroom for the test.
There were lab' tables all over the room. On each table was a paper bag with a pair of bird legs and feet sticking out of the end of the bag.
The professor instructed the class of 200 students that their entire test was to identify what bird was in the bag by looking at the bird's legs and feet.
The college student who had studied so conscientiously was livid.
He shouted, "I'm not doing this stupid test. I'm leaving".
The professor stopped him. "Young man, what is your name"?
The student pulled up his pant legs and said, "You tell me......."