Sunday 22nd September 2019 - 16:49:05 

The Efficiency Expert Concluded His Lecture With...

 

...a note of caution. 'You don't want to try these techniques at home'.

'Why not' asked someone from the back of the audience? 'I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years', the expert explained.

'She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once'?'

The voice from the back asked, 'Did it save time'?

The expert replied, 'Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven.

Quotes for Today:

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Vince Lombardi 


We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop 


We work to become, not to acquire.
Elbert Hubbard 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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