The Job Application
So I go into this latest interview and the guy looks like he might have potential. With these types of guys one needs to lay it all out there. "Youâ€™re resume is impressive," I lied. "You've had many of the same experiences a cousin on my fatherâ€™s side of the family has had." Then I looked up at him and added, "Heâ€™s a homosexual." Then I slowly asked, "Are yooouuu a homosexual?"
The guy held my gaze and answered, "No. But Iâ€™m willing to learn."