Thursday 25th April 2019 - 04:51:04 

The Matchmaker

 

A matchmaker goes to see Mr. Henderson, a confirmed bachelor for many years.

"Mr. Henderson, don't leave it too late," she pleads, "I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!"

"Don't bother," replies Mr. Henderson, "I have two sisters at home who look after all my needs."

"That's all well and good but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife," the matchmaker replies.

"I said 'two sisters,'" Mr. Henderson responds: "I didn't say they were mine."

Quotes for Today:

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
 


Take my hand and walk along with me, not ahead of me; otherwise I may not follow you.
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Taoism: shit happens
Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit

 

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