The New Milking Machine
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry, " replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two quarts."