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The Pope And Tiger Woods Both Die On The Same Day And...

 

...because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hel_l and Tiger Woods went to heaven.

The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hel_l, and after checking the paperwork the clerk admits that there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

Next day the Pope is called and hel_l's staff bids him farewell.

On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat.

"Sorry about the mix up", apologises the Pope

"No problem" replied Tiger Woods,

Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven"

Tiger: "Why is that?"

Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"

Tiger: "You're a day late."


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Quotes for Today:

I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it's because I think.
 


I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better
 


I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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