Saturday 20th July 2019 - 11:05:19 

The Psychiatrist And The Proctologist

 

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

"Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, "Hysterias and Posteriors"

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics".

No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive". Thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds".

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".

Unacceptable again.

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts".

No way.

"Nuts and Butts"?

No way.

"Freaks and Cheeks"?

Still no go.

"Loons and Moons"?

Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends".

Everyone loved it!

Quotes for Today:

English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!
 


Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
 


Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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