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The Sign In The Men's Room

 


In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign
directly above the sink.
It had a single word on it "THINK!"

The men’s room



The next day. when he went to the men's
room, he looked at the sign and right next to it.
immediately above the soap dispenser ,
someone had carefully lettered in another
sign which read....

The men’s room

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
 


It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)  


It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
William Blake (1757-1827) 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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